[ Urge to shove the shard to his heart intensifies ]
A tip from your favorite nurse
(that’d be me)
Always have eggs in your fridge
You just never know when someone will split their head open
Or cut their finger while cooking
And so on
See that membrane there?
While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg
Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)
The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches
If you even need them that is
Nature: 1, Band aids: 0
I did some research on this (because I do that now, fucking science get out) and it seems that this was done in the early 1900s somewhat frequently. It was used as a way to treat just about any kind of skin wound, from burn to cut to in at least one case an ulcer. It actually helps the wound heal not by preventing blood loss but by replacing part of the skin tissue and helping it grow.
It also helps in healing scars and reducing their visibility.
don’t even get me started on how bad i felt for Mjölnir during this part of the movie. the poor hammer had no fucking idea where to go.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD I WAS LAUGHING AT THE HAMMER THROUGH THIS WHOLE SCENE!! LIKE, IT WAS DOING ITS BEST TO GET BACK TO THOR WHILE TRYING TO AVOID UNNECESSARY PROPERTY DAMAGE, ZIPPING AROUND CORNERS AND OVER BRIDGES AND ALL I COULD PICTURE WAS THOR TAKING THE TIME IN ASGARD TO TRAIN IT TO IDENTIFY MIDGARDIAN STRUCTURES AND LEARN NOT TO JUST PLOW RIGHT THROUGH THEM LIKE IT DID OVER AND OVER AGAIN IN THE AVENGERS
Oh, man, I kept laughing, too; I kept imagining Mjolnir being like DAMMIT THOR JUST STAND STILL *huff huff huff man I should really start working out again huff puff cannot breathe huff huff wheeze*
He’s back! Welcome back, calming cat. You are always welcome here.
Everyone should know of calming cat.
What is this sanity you speak of?
I don’t think cats know they’re small
This is the cutest thing ever
Actually cats are super high on the food chain. They pretty much don’t kill us humans as much because we pamper them. More than likely your pet cat would start eating you before you were even cold, if you died and remained undiscovered.
I finally have a new phone!! Wooot and a positive note is a quick post widget for tumblr! I can now remember to post stuff!!
Hey tumblr, it’s been sooooo looooong! I’ve missed you all…. I’m trying to avoid supernatural spoilers while waiting for them to hit Netflix! So I’m waiting for this place to hire me so I can quit my other 2 jobs and have money and free time. That being said I’m slowly starting work on my mega cosplay (one I’ve wanted to do for years but never had the skill or anything really to do it). Pictures and figure are thanks to Wizkidsgames.com from their Mageknight game. I hope to keep you all involved with the process!