The Loony Bin

thecompanionsdoctor:

thecompanionsdoctor:

Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif

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and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this

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Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years

Which one of you assholes brought this back

thecatantichristishere:

rabbitrecycle:

donaldkaneda:

owo:

punkmonksteven:

lalatula:

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*does the anime character with glasses thing*

Does that really work though?

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What…?

that’s so cool i wanna do it too!!!!!!

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ok here goes

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NO

thelacklusterradiant:

[ Urge to shove the shard to his heart intensifies ]

driving-an-impala-in-isengard:

actualholidaybakery:

ehretha:

A tip from your favorite nurse
(that’d be me)
Always have eggs in your fridge
You just never know when someone will split their head open
Or cut their finger while cooking
And so on
See that membrane there?
While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg
Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)
The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches
If you even need them that is
Nature: 1, Band aids: 0
You’re welcome.

I did some research on this (because I do that now, fucking science get out) and it seems that this was done in the early 1900s somewhat frequently. It was used as a way to treat just about any kind of skin wound, from burn to cut to in at least one case an ulcer. It actually helps the wound heal not by preventing blood loss but by replacing part of the skin tissue and helping it grow.
It also helps in healing scars and reducing their visibility.
Whoah science.
Neato.
Supercool.

driving-an-impala-in-isengard:

actualholidaybakery:

ehretha:

A tip from your favorite nurse

(that’d be me)

Always have eggs in your fridge

You just never know when someone will split their head open

Or cut their finger while cooking

And so on

See that membrane there?

While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg

Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)

The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches

If you even need them that is

Nature: 1, Band aids: 0

You’re welcome.

I did some research on this (because I do that now, fucking science get out) and it seems that this was done in the early 1900s somewhat frequently. It was used as a way to treat just about any kind of skin wound, from burn to cut to in at least one case an ulcer. It actually helps the wound heal not by preventing blood loss but by replacing part of the skin tissue and helping it grow.

It also helps in healing scars and reducing their visibility.

Whoah science.

Neato.

Supercool.

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thegreatsporkwielder:

casiseveryonesunicorn:

mewlingclotpole:

tarasovas:

#NYOOOOOOM

don’t even get me started on how bad i felt for Mjölnir during this part of the movie. the poor hammer had no fucking idea where to go.

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD I WAS LAUGHING AT THE HAMMER THROUGH THIS WHOLE SCENE!!  LIKE, IT WAS DOING ITS BEST TO GET BACK TO THOR WHILE TRYING TO AVOID UNNECESSARY PROPERTY DAMAGE, ZIPPING AROUND CORNERS AND OVER BRIDGES AND ALL I COULD PICTURE WAS THOR TAKING THE TIME IN ASGARD TO TRAIN IT TO IDENTIFY MIDGARDIAN STRUCTURES AND LEARN NOT TO JUST PLOW RIGHT THROUGH THEM LIKE IT DID OVER AND OVER AGAIN IN THE AVENGERS

Oh, man, I kept laughing, too; I kept imagining Mjolnir being like DAMMIT THOR JUST STAND STILL *huff huff huff man I should really start working out again huff puff cannot breathe huff huff wheeze*

thegreatsporkwielder:

casiseveryonesunicorn:

mewlingclotpole:

tarasovas:

don’t even get me started on how bad i felt for Mjölnir during this part of the movie. the poor hammer had no fucking idea where to go.

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD I WAS LAUGHING AT THE HAMMER THROUGH THIS WHOLE SCENE!!  LIKE, IT WAS DOING ITS BEST TO GET BACK TO THOR WHILE TRYING TO AVOID UNNECESSARY PROPERTY DAMAGE, ZIPPING AROUND CORNERS AND OVER BRIDGES AND ALL I COULD PICTURE WAS THOR TAKING THE TIME IN ASGARD TO TRAIN IT TO IDENTIFY MIDGARDIAN STRUCTURES AND LEARN NOT TO JUST PLOW RIGHT THROUGH THEM LIKE IT DID OVER AND OVER AGAIN IN THE AVENGERS

Oh, man, I kept laughing, too; I kept imagining Mjolnir being like DAMMIT THOR JUST STAND STILL *huff huff huff man I should really start working out again huff puff cannot breathe huff huff wheeze*

xace-oflight:

togetherwecanrecover:

sammneiland:


mybuttisaurus:


i-justreally-like-cats-okay:



Calming CAT!



oh my god it is calming


i think we could all use some calming cat right about now.


He’s back! Welcome back, calming cat. You are always welcome here.

Everyone should know of calming cat.

xace-oflight:

togetherwecanrecover:

sammneiland:

mybuttisaurus:

i-justreally-like-cats-okay:

Calming CAT!

oh my god it is calming

i think we could all use some calming cat right about now.

He’s back! Welcome back, calming cat. You are always welcome here.

Everyone should know of calming cat.

youcannot-tamethegodof-mischief:

What is this sanity you speak of?

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fyeahmainer:

steamcats:

fuckyeahfuncats:

I don’t think cats know they’re small


This is the cutest thing ever


Actually cats are super high on the food chain. They pretty much don’t kill us humans as much because we pamper them. More than likely your pet cat would start eating you before you were even cold, if you died and remained undiscovered.

fyeahmainer:

steamcats:

fuckyeahfuncats:

I don’t think cats know they’re small

This is the cutest thing ever

Actually cats are super high on the food chain. They pretty much don’t kill us humans as much because we pamper them. More than likely your pet cat would start eating you before you were even cold, if you died and remained undiscovered.

Holy crap I just saw the trailer for I, Frankenstein and I think I may just straight buy it!